he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
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It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
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Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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