Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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