White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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