The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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