i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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