My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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