You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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