come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
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I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
you made out with another girl for some wings
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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