Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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