your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
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am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
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I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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