i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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