How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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