He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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