Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
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Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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