You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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