piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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