glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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