i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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