Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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