Having a random hookup so left but love u
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
So squirting runs in the family.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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