she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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