Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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