I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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