I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
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I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
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Let's celebrate that I used a condom
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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