butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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