I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
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Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
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Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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