well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
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The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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