come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
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It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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