i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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