I'm laying in your front yard are you home
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
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she pinky promised me she was 18
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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