How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Randomize
