Cold hands, warm shart.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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