I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
i out mim tonsoeep
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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