quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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