You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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