so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Even my vagina gasped.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
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like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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