My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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