Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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