he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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