I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
