i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
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he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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