bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
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You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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