Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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