Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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