Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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