I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
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mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
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I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
we're so committed to being not committed
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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