Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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