We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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