i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
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The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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