Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
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Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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