She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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